eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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