what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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