did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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