Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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