Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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