I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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