We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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