i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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