Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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