talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
worst night to have a conscience
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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