Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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