I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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