arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
its liver damage thursday
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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