Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
