Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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