:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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