i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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