she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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