lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Non-Jews are for practice
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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