Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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