Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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