I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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