I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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