it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I think I just sharted jello shots
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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