Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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