He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Never underestimate the power of titties
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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