Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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