Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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