Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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