I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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