Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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