Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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