you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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