we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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