If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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