Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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