I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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