We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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