It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I have grass duct taped all over my body
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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