I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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