oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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