I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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