I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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