thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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