I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Terrible idea I love it
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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