I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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