You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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