Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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