it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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