scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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