it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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