do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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