Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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