There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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