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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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