This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
